Chav Abuse

Just received this email while (bored) in the library...Thanks Andy - you've brightened up my day no end.

1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you >try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick >and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question on at a Chav quiz night? What you >lookin' at?" > >
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes >on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac >please
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please >stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova >seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll >screw anything. > > 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some >uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just >forgot to close the Nova's window in t! he car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random >stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were >approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the >pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until >they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked >the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument >for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - >The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, >"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." > >
25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.