Anyone lost a pet ?

Finally a story to show that British suburban life isn't quite as dull as it first appears.

Apparently a strange looking creature, described by one witness as being "like something out of Doctor Who" is on the loose in the normally tranquil seaside town of Lytham St. Annes, Lancashire. Below is an artist's impression of the creature :



Apparently Lancashire police have confirmed that no zoos and farms happen to have lost a mutant deer cum giant rabbit cum dog (thank goodness for that). However if this is YOUR pet, do let the authorities know before some old dear in Lytham has a heart attack...