The Good University (Extremist Groups) Guide

As a new term starts and thousands get used to the student lifestyle (or, at LSE, the Gucci lifestyle), a new report (admittedly written by someone from Brunel - so maybe we don't need to be THAT worried) has just been published warning of 'extremist groups' infiltrating our country's campuses and subverting young minds.

Below is a handy "cut-out and throw away" guide to what you can expect from YOUR university.

Birmingham (Islamist)
Brunel (BNP, Islamist)
Cambridge (BNP) (MI6)
City (Islamist)
Coventry (Islamist)
Cranford Community College (Islamist) (The Who The Fuck Are We Society)
Derby (Islamist)
Dundee (Islamist) (The Scottish Liberation Army)
Durham (Islamist)
Greenwich (BNP)
Imperial College (Islamist)
Kingston (Islamist)
Leeds (BNP, Islamist)
Leicester (Islamist)
LSE (Islamist) (The Alternative Careers Society) (The LSE Conservatives)
Luton (Islamist)
Manchester (BNP, Islamist)
Manchester Metropolitan (BNP)
Newcastle (Islamist)
Nottingham (Islamist)
Oxford (Animal rights extremists) (MI6)
Reading (Islamist)
Salford (BNP)
South Bank (Islamist)
SOAS (Islamist) (The Anti-Cannibis Alliance)
Sussex (BNP)
Sunderland (BNP, Islamist)
Swansea (Islamist) (Plaid Cymru)
Wolverhampton (Islamist)
York (BNP)

So there you have it...

I can't help that Oxford is slipping down the rankings with 'animal rights activists' - hardly in global terrorism's premier league after all...